MemeLordX

An old-fashioned ... That's Swanson family mash liquor. An old-fashioned prairie drink of. Oh, what's in that jug? It smells like jet fuel. That's Swanson family mash liquor, made from the finest corn ever grown on American soil. Its only legal use is to strip varnish off of speedboats. If you win, he's all yours. And if I win, I bring him back to the farm for good. Wait, what? That wasn't the deal. Po